1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
2. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
3. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
4. What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
5. What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
6. Can a turkey fly higher than the Empire State Building?
7. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
8. How can you make a turkey float?
9. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like best?
10. Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
11. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
12. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
13. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
14. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
1. The Pilgrims.
2. Their age.
3. Because it uses such fowl language.
4. Turkey feathers.
5. The Turkey Trot.
6. Yes. The Empire State Building can't fly at all.
7. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
8. You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
9. Plymouth Rock.
10. The outside.
11. It had drumsticks.
12. They suspected it of fowl play.
13. The tur-key.
14. Wow, I'm stuffed!